the-monsterass:

must-cockblock:

cockblockingcentralcore:

happiestboobs:

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

cyanidebunneh:

My… glasses?
Wat.

(A CHAIR.
A FUCKING CHAIR.
GODDAMN OW.)

Uhm… the first two things that are a… possible size, right about the same distance from my monitor are……A harmonica and a small plush of Donald Duck.WhyamIevenrebloggingthis. 

a hamper
a tote
a box
a wig
or the morality core
NOPE

A wall.
A FUCKING.
WALL.
GOD. DAMN. WALLS.

My remote….
also haha ni

My girlfiend?
Kay

the-monsterass:

must-cockblock:

cockblockingcentralcore:

happiestboobs:

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

cyanidebunneh:

My… glasses?

Wat.

(A CHAIR.

A FUCKING CHAIR.

GODDAMN OW.)

Uhm… the first two things that are a… possible size, right about the same distance from my monitor are…
…A harmonica and a small plush of Donald Duck.
WhyamIevenrebloggingthis. 

a hamper

a tote

a box

a wig

or the morality core

NOPE

A wall.

A FUCKING.

WALL.

GOD. DAMN. WALLS.

My remote….

also haha ni

My girlfiend?

Kay

(Source: sexypantsunited)